Big Blue Rod

Big Blue Rod

i wish i could say i didn’t wake up this morning thinking i’d wind up angrily waggling a blue silicone dildo at a condo security guard, but it was kind of on my agenda for the afternoon. Shut the Front Desk The story: when my wife was in the hospital a few...
Ryan did a thing. Episode 1: Ice Cream

Ryan did a thing. Episode 1: Ice Cream

Have you ever wanted to watch a show like This is Daniel Cook, except instead of featuring a precious red-headed boy, it stars a fat middle-aged guy? Well boy, are YOU in luck. This is the first in a series (? i mean, if you like it?) of videos in which i will...
The Big Script

The Big Script

Just before i finished 8th grade, i auditioned for the specialty Performing Arts program at the high school i was hoping to attend. i was accepted to the program as a drama major. We had a performance night in the first term, and my teacher tasked me with writing a...
The Revelation of Randolph Diggs

The Revelation of Randolph Diggs

The Revelation of Randolph Diggs AT RISE : The stage is blank, save for a notebook and pencil lying on the floor. Rand enters, stage right, with a pen in his ear. Rand- I feel a poem coming on. ( He sits cross-legged on the stage and picks up the notebook ) I think a...
The Legacy of Time

The Legacy of Time

When i dug the spiral-bound Durham Literary Guild from the bottom of the suitcase, it blew the dust off a long-abandoned corner of my memory. i had obviously submitted something to the publication (which ruined me, for many years, on the actual dictionary definition...