My family and i went to Walt Disney World in late January 2016. Instead of subjecting you to one gigantic blog post, i capsulized my thoughts into this series of essays. Because everybody loves essays.
On My Return to the House of Mouse
On the Games People Play
On the Magical Veneer Flaking Off
On Furries
On Being Taken for a Ride
On the Illusion of Food
On Walking Off the Mountain
On Smiling and Saying “Bored!”
On Robots with Googly Eyes
On Perving on Disney Princesses
In Conclusion
