Love is a Gas i’ll have what she’s having. read more Puddle of Ick A bit of hyperbolic wallowing while feeling ill. read more Men. Four men, all alike in ignominy. read more You and Your Sensitive Sniffer A poem about noses. read more … and your enemies closer. Randy spankings. read more What else should I read? Short Stories Snack-sized, ridiculous fiction. Verse Shorter than stories, and they rhyme. 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World An extended critique of the mouse-themed money pit. Food in Review What on Earth have i been putting in my mouth this whole time? It Came from the Suitcase A time capsule of my most awkward years.