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What else should I read?
Short Stories
Snack-sized, ridiculous fiction.
Verse
Shorter than stories, and they rhyme.
10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
An extended critique of the mouse-themed money pit.
Food in Review
What on Earth have i been putting in my mouth this whole time?
It Came from the Suitcase
A time capsule of my most awkward years.