by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
The main attractions at Walt Disney World are the attractions, which is the dumbest thing i’ve ever written. These “attractions” have evolved over the years from animatronics-infested “dark rides” and fairground fair to a higher...
by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
When my mom used to take me to Walt Disney World when i was a little boy, one of the things that surprised her the most was how excited i’d get by “the people in those big dumb costumes.” i don’t ever remember what are now called...
by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
If you can say one thing about Walt Disney World, it’s that the place is squeaky clean. This extends beyond its much-ballyhooed “trashcan every fifteen feet” factoid to spookier angles, like the fact that my wife and i couldn’t find cobwebs...
by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
One of the most exciting things about returning to Walt Disney World was that i’d have the chance to try out the new scavenger hunt games they’d developed in order to keep more regularly-attending season passholder-types engaged at the parks. We tried...
by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
For ten years, since our eldest child was born, my wife and i have wanted a family vacation in Walt Disney World. We didn’t really question why, but as our two daughters were growing up, i very consciously exposed them to All Things Disney, so that they would...
