by ryanc | Mar 16, 2017 | Verse
i wrote this poem when i was in high school. Promise. i like to each tacos and nachos with cheese and hot chimichangas made ready to please Mexican food is a feaster’s delight … but it hit like a plague one horrible night. After two months of shyness (a...
by ryanc | Mar 13, 2017 | Verse
i jotted this down when i was home from high school, feeling simply awful. Here i lie, a mis’rable soul plastered to my bed a gelatinous wad of self-sustained ooze pulsates inside my head My throat is raw and my tonsils are sore and my eyelashes hurt when i...
by ryanc | May 25, 2005 | Verse
Man on the telly had a huge belly was playing Prince Charming in “Fat Cinderelly” He ate up the pumpkins he ate up the shoe and as for the girl? Heck, he ate her up too. Man in the movie drove an essUvee drank Coke and sported an Old Navy crew-v The...
by ryanc | Dec 24, 2004 | Verse
if there was a way to subtly say your nose is too big for your face my words, i do fear would not reach your ear they’d be blocked by your schnozz what a waste.
by ryanc | Nov 26, 2004 | Verse
Wiggedy Snap Took a nap Right down in Shiggedy Shingle’s lap Shig took advantage and pulled down his pantage then gave poor Wiggedy’s hindside a slap.
