What Happens When All the Names are Taken?

What Happens When All the Names are Taken?

We signed our daughters up for Minecraft (AKA Windows ’14) accounts this past weekend, and they went through the familiar Hotmail-circa-2003 song and dance that a generation before them suffered: every username, no matter how outlandish, was taken. While i made...
The Shame of a Filthy Mouth

The Shame of a Filthy Mouth

It felt like i was getting a call from my girlfriend. – Hi! It’s your dental office. You have an appointment tomorrow at six? – Oh … um. Right. (i’d never be able to make my staff Christmas party, and i’d picked up something for the...