Software as a Service is Out of Control

Software as a Service is Out of Control

Don’t SaaS me, software developers. i’ve seen through your little scheme, and i want no part of it. Within the past 10 years, two horrid monetization models have emerged for software. The obvious one is much-harangued microtransaction model popular with...
Not in the Face!

Not in the Face!

i think you’re failing to recognize the most appealing feature of your product, legal team. Also: ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i ask you: why should i avoid aiming at the eyes and face of something that is not a person or an animal? What is the risk of...
Fit to be Tied

Fit to be Tied

i had a bit of a knee-jerk reaction to this nonsense: Rob Ford, the criminal former Mayor of Toronto (who was, mystifyingly, never charged for his crimes), has missed all that attention now that he’s been out of the limelight and under the chemotherapy heat lamp...
Arrest-Faking G20 Commander No Hero

Arrest-Faking G20 Commander No Hero

The Toronto Star has a new article out about the testimony of Cmdr Norn Miles, a York Regional police officer, in disciplinary hearing of Supt. David (Mark) Fenton, who allegedly employed civil rights-violating tactics against citizens during the 2010 G20 debacle in...
The Bizarre Truth About Expensive Cars

The Bizarre Truth About Expensive Cars

One thing i don’t understand about cars is … Okay, let me be straight: there are many things i don’t understand about cars. i don’t own one, because i blessedly don’t need to. i do drive, and through renting a lot of cars over the past 15...