by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
Our trip to Walt Disney World was to be the trip of a lifetime, the culmination of untold hours of movie-watching, merchandise-buying, wishing, and hoping through a financially turbulent decade that had us worrying we’d never make it (to Disney World or...
by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
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by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
One of the biggest appeals of Walt Disney World, for me, has always been the audio animatronics. In the 80’s, there was something so thrilling about seeing all these two-dimensional characters from animated movies come to life as three-dimensional sculptures. i...
by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
Your Photos Are Dumb and You Are Too Here’s the cold, hard truth of it: if you’re a family and you’re going to Disney World, your photos suck. It’s going to be you standing in front of the castle, posing as a family. It’s going to be you...
by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
i had read enticing reports from weird Disney World junkies about being walked off certain rides that break down. i thought that you’d have to get pretty “lucky” for that to happen to you, or that you’d just have to go to Walt Disney World...
by ryanc | Feb 29, 2016 | 10 Treatises on Walt Disney World
Walt Disney World is all about fantasy, and the food is no exception. Nowhere else can you be left wowed and starry-eyed by the magical concept of eating delicious food (that isn’t actually food) than at Walt Disney World. What i’m trying to say is that...
