Grits

Grits

In 1983, when i was five, the most money anyone could have or spend on anything was a hunnerd dollars. In fact, it was SO much money that one rarely called it “a hunnerd dollars.” It was most often pronounced, incredulously, “a hunnerd...
Veggies in my Pants

Veggies in my Pants

There’s also boy slang that doesn’t see a whole lot of use past age eight, and i thought i might include it here in case any girls were interested; it’s a seedy peek into the life of males you may not be privy to. If you were ever in residence in...
Why i changed my name

Why i changed my name

When they coined the term “deadbeat dad,” they were talking about my father. The information i have about him is pieced together from whatever scant information my mother would mete out, and the very few visits i had with him. A world traveller, my father...
Denial is not just a used pack of He-Men

Denial is not just a used pack of He-Men

Today is my birthday. T’ain’t, but i wish it were … i get so darn riled about the prospect of getting presents and feeling special that i do my best to make every day, from about the three-week-early mark, my birthday. That means spending money,...