The Return of Puzzle Claus

The Return of Puzzle Claus

Last night, we heard the clippity-clopping of Morse code on the rooftops, which could only mean one thing: Puzzle Claus was making his rounds again, delivering presents to the world’s cleverest boys and girls. Feedback from last year’s inaugural visit from...
What’s Somato You?

What’s Somato You?

Every day, i pick up my daughters from school, and we sometimes hang around the schoolyard to play. This past week, i sat at a picnic table while the junior boys’ softball team warmed up, and i was triggered by the team’s coach. No, it wasn’t a rape...
Carmen Chameleon

Carmen Chameleon

Nostalgia is a strange thing. We tend to remember the gist of something rather than the thing itself, and we wind up with a hazy impressionistic view that’s connected more to the emotions we had while experiencing the thing. Mention Where in the World is Carmen...
Grits

Grits

In 1983, when i was five, the most money anyone could have or spend on anything was a hunnerd dollars. In fact, it was SO much money that one rarely called it “a hunnerd dollars.” It was most often pronounced, incredulously, “a hunnerd...
Why i changed my name

Why i changed my name

When they coined the term “deadbeat dad,” they were talking about my father. The information i have about him is pieced together from whatever scant information my mother would mete out, and the very few visits i had with him. A world traveller, my father...