by ryanc | May 21, 2015 | Awesomazing
by ryanc | Oct 3, 2014 | Awesomazing
Despite projecting a public image of being a 24/7 cock star, my self-confidence levels have shot through the floor in the past few years, and Facebook isn’t helping. i started this personal blog so that i could talk about anything and everything, apart from the...
by ryanc | Sep 23, 2014 | Awesomazing, Childhood
Part Two in my unintended series on Health Class Remembrances will likely be the end of it, because i really only remember three or four health classes. One was our sex ed class in fifth grade, in which a nice old public health nurse coaxed slang words for genitalia...
by ryanc | Sep 12, 2014 | Awesomazing
i really go in for mind-blowing trivia. Here are a few of the more outstanding bits of Didja Know that i’ll troll out during lulls in conversation so that i can convince myself (and others) that i’m an interesting person to talk to. Ampersand Got Its Name...
by ryanc | Sep 10, 2014 | Awesomazing
Me: Before we get into it, i have to warn you … i haven’t masturbated in a week. i’m like a mayonnaise packet that’s been left out in the sun. Her: Shall i go change into my sexy hazmat suit?
by ryanc | Dec 1, 2004 | Awesomazing, Toys, Twistedhip
So today IS my actual birthday, and unlike most other years, it came in like a lion and went out like a lion – no lambs in sight whatsoever. And if there were any lambs, the two lions would’ve eaten them pretty hard and spat out the bones into the shape of...
